You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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