when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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