You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
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