That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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