all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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