it glows. i had to have it.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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