we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
Randomize
