Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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