i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Randomize
