Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
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