i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
