normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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