im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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