Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
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