then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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