I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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