Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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