Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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