Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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