you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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