Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
