Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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