I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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