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So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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