Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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