It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
ok first of all what the fuck
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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