I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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