I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
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