Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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