with your own penis?
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.�
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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