I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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