Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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