Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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