Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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