he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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