Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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