I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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