OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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