Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Houston, we have a blender
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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