69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
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