I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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