dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
You've changed since you got that strap on
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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