So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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