i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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