Dual....:-)
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
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