season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
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