how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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