she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
