We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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