Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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